Here's a collection of funny OMG moments for funny Facebook status updates and Tweets:
OMG I wish I knew my coffee was still boiling hot before I took a sip, and spat it on my keyboard!
OMG I had forgotten how much fun it is to go down a slide.
And I completely forgot how to stop... So I just flew off the end.
He took me to the ice rink for our first date OMG what a disaster. I can't skate.
And I can't stand the cold... But he did melt the ice a little bit.
OMG I spent all morning working out and am now craving cake, pizza and a chocolate sundae... What's with that!
OMG if you value me as a customer, why are you playing me violin music for half an hour!
OMG I really did leave my bra in my boyfriends car!
OMG if you're reading this please save me from this grandpa who is hitting on me and call my cell phone now!
OMG my abs of steel just set off alarms though Customs.
OMG if I had of known she said come over for a run instead of a RUM I would not be here!
OMG I just got dumped via text.
Because. I didn't reply to a text!
OMG I said "I love YouTube" NOT "I love you".
OMG I just walked through the mall crying like an idiot after the sad ending in the movie I just saw at the cinema.
OMG. I cry in cartoons! Rediculous!
OMG. I just realised I don't know how to catch a bus. Like am I meant to buy a ticket online first?
OMG. I fell asleep on the train and missed my stop. Now sitting at the other end of the universe.
When you forget to wear full briefs under your baby doll dress on a windy day and you're trying to carry your shopping bags and your dress at the same time. OMG.
When you kiss 2 people at a party and don't know which one is texting you OMG.
OMG. How could I forget the same password I've had for 5 years?
OMG. I just got an email from the email address I unsubscribed from to say I am unsubscribed from their email list.
OMG. My bum looks big in this!
OMG. Someone just mistook me for my mother!
OMG. I just called my teacher "Honey".
OMG. My taxi driver is hitting on me.
OMG. I forgot I wasn't single.
OMG. I set a lovey-dovey group text message which was only meant for my boyfriend.
OMG I didn't mean it, it was the wine talking using my voice.
I'm not hung over. But OMG do I have wine flu.
OMG I've never felt like this before yesterday.
OMG! Everything I like either makes me fat, drunk or doesn't text me back.
I just called my boss "Sweetheart" OMG.
OMG even land lines have a hashtag! Why?
That OMG moment when you realize it's love.
That OMG moment when you realise the one you love doesn't even like you.
That OMG moment when an ex you're still crushing on gets back in touch.
That OMG it's the weekend feeling!
Ohh Emm Gee!
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