Here's a collection of funny OMG moments for funny Facebook status updates and Tweets:
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OMG I wish I knew my coffee was still boiling hot before I took a sip, and spat it on my keyboard!
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OMG I had forgotten how much fun it is to go down a slide.
And I completely forgot how to stop... So I just flew off the end.
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He took me to the ice rink for our first date OMG what a disaster. I can't skate.
And I can't stand the cold... But he did melt the ice a little bit.
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OMG I spent all morning working out and am now craving cake, pizza and a chocolate sundae... What's with that!
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OMG if you value me as a customer, why are you playing me violin music for half an hour!
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OMG I really did leave my bra in my boyfriends car!
- OMG if you're reading this please save me from this grandpa who is hitting on me and call my cell phone now!
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OMG my abs of steel just set off alarms though Customs.
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OMG if I had of known she said come over for a run instead of a RUM I would not be here!
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OMG I just got dumped via text.
Because. I didn't reply to a text!
- OMG I said "I love YouTube" NOT "I love you".
- OMG I just walked through the mall crying like an idiot after the sad ending in the movie I just saw at the cinema.
- OMG. I cry in cartoons! Rediculous!
- OMG. I just realised I don't know how to catch a bus. Like am I meant to buy a ticket online first?
- OMG. I fell asleep on the train and missed my stop. Now sitting at the other end of the universe.
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When you forget to wear full briefs under your baby doll dress on a windy day and you're trying to carry your shopping bags and your dress at the same time. OMG.
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When you kiss 2 people at a party and don't know which one is texting you OMG.
- OMG. How could I forget the same password I've had for 5 years?
- OMG. I just got an email from the email address I unsubscribed from to say I am unsubscribed from their email list.
- OMG. My bum looks big in this!
- OMG. Someone just mistook me for my mother!
- OMG. I just called my teacher "Honey".
- OMG. My taxi driver is hitting on me.
- OMG. I forgot I wasn't single.
- OMG. I set a lovey-dovey group text message which was only meant for my boyfriend.
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OMG I didn't mean it, it was the wine talking using my voice.
- I'm not hung over. But OMG do I have wine flu.
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OMG I've never felt like this before yesterday.
- OMG! Everything I like either makes me fat, drunk or doesn't text me back.
- I just called my boss "Sweetheart" OMG.
- OMG even land lines have a hashtag! Why?
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That OMG moment when you realize it's love.
- That OMG moment when you realise the one you love doesn't even like you.
- That OMG moment when an ex you're still crushing on gets back in touch.
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That OMG it's the weekend feeling!
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Ohh Emm Gee!
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